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Country: United States
State: New York
Birthday: 7/30/1984
Gender: Female


Interests: Looking fine! Being sweet, remembering everyone's name (ever). When I'm not looking hot as shit ... I'm in sweat pants, wrapped around icecream on my comfy ass bed, watching movies.
Expertise: Do I have to pick one area? FUCK THAT! I'm fucking good at everything. I'm a an expert at getting men, looking good, speaking my mind, and getting what I want ... exactly how I want it. I know, you're thinking that you want to be me - right now. Not to worry ... I'm teaching my art. throw me an email!
Occupation: Sales
Industry: Business


Message: message me


Member Since: 4/25/2003

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Tuesday, May 09, 2006

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
  40-ish...................................49
  Adventurous........................Slept with everyone
  Athletic...............................No tits
  Average looking...................Ugly
  Beautiful............................Pathological liar
  Contagious Smile.................Does a lot of pills
  Emotionally Secure..............On medication
 Feminist.............................Fat
  Free spirit...........................Junkie
  Friendship first..................Former slut
  Fun...................................Annoying
  New-Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places
  Old-fashioned....................No BJs
  Open-minded......................Desperate
  Outgoing............................Loud and Embarrassing
  Passionate.......................Sloppy drunk
  Professional......................Bitch
  Voluptuous.......................Very Fat
 Large frame......................Hugely Fat
  Wants Soul mate..................Stalker

  WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
  1. Yes = No
  2. No = Yes
  3. Maybe = No
  4. We need = I want..
  5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
  6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
  7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
  8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
  9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
  10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
  about?

  MEN'S ENGLISH:
  1. I am hungry = I am hungry
  2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
  3. I am tired = I am tired
  4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
  5. I love you = Let's have sex now
  6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
  7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you !
  8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
  9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
  10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
  11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay


this is alllll soooooooo TRUE!

stillll workin on a take home exam! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!


Wednesday, December 14, 2005

So I am the biggest fuck up since Vanilla Ice, maybe even worse. Get this, I have this Muhlenberg Exam on Video and Film Analysis, I have so far done all my assinments know all the material (but the most recent readings in which ive been emmersed in for the past 20 hrs) Go to most all the classes always on time, participate and contribute etc etc.. I am a pleasure and provide insight and substance to the class, however I was mis informed as to the am/pm distinction of the final exam. So instead of taking the students word on this, I the mature, responsible, and intelligent girl that I am email the professor, and, AND, double check it online. SO the student is correct to the location and that the exam is at 8 or rather 8"30, but I like to be a half hour early in emergency situations, such as this one! The professor emailed me back and I assured him that I checked the time online and would see him the next day (or evening I cannot remember). So now I arrive 10 mins before my exam will start because there was trafic on the highway and I didn't leave as early as I should have, and my classroom is empty. Panic soon hits me like a ton of bricks, call Kelly have her check my email and re read my profesors email to me which clearly states the exam time is infact at 8:30, however it is in the morning NOT NOT NOT the evening! Now we can all see how embarassed and humiliated that I not only checked and re checked my time but got the exact time and location from my proffesor and I still managed to miss my exam. This is what I get for being thorough, nothing because my stupid dyslectic  asshole of a retard didnt read the damn A infront of the M to read AM not PM... one damn letter makes all the fucking difference in the god damn world! So please I invite you to criticize me and make fun of me and tell me how stupid I am because I probablly failed a class with a standing "A" because I cannot read! Oh and the kicker the kicker is, I paid for the class and the gas to drive over there and I for the first time in my whole life failed at something that I worked my ass off at!

 

fuck me man


Sunday, November 20, 2005

Alicia's X-Mas list...in no particular order......and where, of course you can purchase such things...
 
I want:
1. The Metropolitan museum of art calander (aka) art n engagement book(last years theme paris) you can get this at the met store on the third or second floor of the mall by neman marcus on the left side if ur back is to NM
 
2.Apple gift cards from www.apple.com or the third floor Apple store near food court in mall
 
3.Diamond big hoop earings from Erin and very, very,  very, thin (wire thin) gold HUGE hoop earings
 
4.Burberry large or small umbrella can get this at www.burberry.com or the outlets at the crossings or the woodberry commons
 
5.New socks ankle socks thick
 
6.All heart David Yurman Charm bracelet www.DavidYurman.com or anything else that would make me jump over the moon
 
7.Pink Sugar by Auqualina Body Mouse, Perfume, Deodorant spray from www.sephora.com
 
8.other perfumes: Burberry Brit, Burberry weekend, Angel, Escada magnetism, Victoria secret Angel and pink, any Escada old or new limited edition: lilly chic, sentiment,  Marc Jacobs, Gucci-pink bottle
 
9.Victoria Secret gift cards for undies bras and boxies, nighties and all types of pj's
 
(Needed, wanted, desired, and loved!!!)
10.From Shu Umera www.shuumera.com
High performance cleansing oil, light -(this is good for my skin i use it all year round)
perfect skin starter kit normal/dry(this is a lil bit of all the products less $)
Principle eye zone (good for my dark circles/puffyness bc of all my late nights)
Depsea therapy moisture (skin moistureizer)
recorvery equi water
Natrual brush 2R eye liner brush (for better definition and accuracy-hard to find)
water perfect smoothing foundation m#764 (my foundation cant buy in stores other than NYC)
Blush MPink 33B (great blush my fave)
 
These are two makeup box's one is white which i love while the other is red jsut as great but the red one is $95 more and it comes loaded with products that may eliminate some from this list you must look online and check I am happy with either and this is the top of the line for the $ makeup box that I have wanted for years)
one of two:
Pearl white makeup box or
Tokyo Lash box
 
11.from MAC these are just some things to replenish my dwindling supply
M.A.C. Cosmetics www.maccosmetics.com
Lip glass in c-thru and Chai (I use every day)
Lustragloss in sinnamon and luminary (my fave gloss's)
Fluidline blkac track (eyeliner that requires my talents and is mpre accurate and longer lasting)
Lipstick Viva glam II (fave color plus proceeds go to AIDS foundation)
Bare venu (another lipstick i love)
 
12. Carmel/tan Toy poodle (Toy as in, very, very small not actually a plastic or fur toy, a REAL LIVE DOG) with Louis Vuitton dog carrying case, and all small dog accesories that are either tan, black, and brown, or animal print
 
14.Donations to Aids, all types of Cancer, and child disease organizations
 
13.and love from all my friends n family!!!!!
 
This is not a registry, just a list and yes a very long one, but you who know me know i am picky and this makes everyones jobs much easier..lol Mom and Dad focus on lines 10 and 11 and of course 13
 
 while Adam should focus on lines 7, 9, 12 and 13
Thanx guys LOVE YOU ALL
Mery Christmas
 


Thursday, October 13, 2005

I am writing a paper on Joseph Conrads Heart of Darkness. Now, ok lets put this in simple simple terms.. you know when you watch smallville or superman, or even just the superman cartoon? and superman is always there to save someone? Like Lois Lane? Well this is because society dictates or rather they don't exactly dictate but they demand that their always be a hero. Like in pre-hollywood cinema when they had the production code, you couldn't show adultry without punishment, or murder without severe punishment. However drunk driving was more than allowed and not frowned apon at all. (hmm lets think drunk driving leads to death adultry leads to lies betrayal and a broken heart which is worse?hmm??) anyhow this is how it was. So my point is society always demands we have someone there like superman to save the innocent or that if someone does somehting wrong they will be punished. Right? ok, so we are past this point.  Hero and punishment. Well my question to you is what is the word, or term for a non hero. not a villian or an enemy. But I mean when something life threatening is taking place and their is no hero there to save them. What is the word for that? ignorance? Yes thats one word but not quite what I am looking for here... I mean like in this book a complicated web of theories of what is actually taking place I have to weed through form a critical analysis on a theme of the book using other sources and have a conclusion of my analysis in my opening paragraph, oh and it is an 8-10 page paper. But I need to figure out this word. I think the reason I do not have this word in my vocabulary is because it does not exist. this I think is so, because when such life threateing actions take place like for my example imperialism over the African congo for their Ivory. Pretending the Black natives are "savages" so we went in there to "civilize" them by killing pillaging and tormenting them and repeaping them of their natrual resources is not something we learn about in high school or is on the evening news. So how do I describe this in one word. when someone or some gorup of people do not take action, they or he/she is not a hero mainly because they don't know (this being of many more complicated reasons, not just our governments). What is the word for that? when their is no hero and when nothing is done I want a word for it and I don't know one and I don't think their is one in our societies vocabulary. So where do I go? Who do I ask? Is it appropriate to make up a word in a college critical analysis paper? Please I am eager to have an intelligetn conversation with someone on this topic and get some feedback and insight. Any one? I am desperate... And I value your inteligence...


Monday, March 14, 2005

standing on the edge of morning
scent of sex and new found glory
playing as she's pulling back her hair
she drives away
she's feeling worthless
used again but nothing's different
she stayed the night
but knows he doesn't care

home by three
deafening quiet
the porch light's off
yes they forgot it
she cried herself to sleep
but she don't dare
then she wants to be a model
she wants to hear she's beautiful
she's beautiful

i want to save you
i want to save you
i need you
save me too
i want to save you

dressed by dawn and out the door
no light
she memorized the floor
so she could leave without being detected
she works till three
it's uniform
she dreams that he'll come by the store
she prays for days
the boys mean she's protected
and she wants someone to see her
she needs to hear she's beautiful
she's beautiful

i want to save you
i want to save you
i need you
save me too
i want to save you

and she won't sleep
she won't sleep
and she won't sleep
at all

i want to save you
i want to save you
i need you
save me too
i want to save you
(let me save you)
i want to save you
(let me save you)
i want to save you
(let me save you)
i want to save you

 

 

 

 

No one is there to save me... negate that part...



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